How Are You Supposed To Get Your Shop On?!?!

Current mood:  crushed

Wal-Mart Stores to Cease Layaway Service

Now I don’t know about anyone else but yes there are some things I couldn’t have gotten if it were not for layaway. I have a Pioneer stereo, an entertainment center with two bookcases (full of books I might add), a desk and a comfortable mattress set courtesy of LAYAWAY. I’m not trying to buy all of the Christmas gifts and back-to-school clothes for my children (mainly because I don’t have children – yet) but think of how difficult this will make Christmas and back-to-school for those who do rely on Wal-Mart’s layaway availability to make their purchases. I shed a tear and spill a drop of Kool-Aid on the floor for the death of layaway at yet another retail chain.

Enough about me, what purchase did you make on layaway? Do tell…

Kisses

This is yet another example of me being here when I have something more pressing to attend to (right now I should already be in the shower getting ready for work). However this thought occurred to me and I wanted to share.

I like to kiss when I’m kissing someone I truly want to kiss. I’m not a quick kisser either. I like to wait so that I know I’m truly comfortable with the person I’m about to kiss. I really consider a kiss to be a silent approval of the person for sex later (could be minutes later or days later). If for some reason I have no desire to kiss someone, I also wouldn’t want to have sex with them.

Good kisses are a bliss and passion creating phenomenon. However I would like to share with you the one type of kiss that screams for the other person to stop – the unhinged-jaw-face-swallowing-passion-killer. I’ve had people do that, much to my utter chagrin and consternation. Why? I don’t need you to push your tonsils forward into my oral cavity in order to proclaim your passion or lust for me. Kissing shouldn’t look like CPR in action nor should I need CPR after you’ve kissed me. The funny thing is, the people who’ve done that were not people I had considered for anything beyond conversation. Maybe they were sensing my lack of interest and thought sharing their tonsils would somehow provide that needed push so that I would find them sexy? Ewwwwww!!!!!!!

Just a silly thought for those who may read my blog someday and a reprimand for those who unhinge their jaws to kiss.

Have a wonderful day today or whenever you read this! Go kiss someone afterwards…